I travelled 150 miles on a borrowed B120P Suzuki to get to the first Gnasher rally, hoping I would get the longest distance/smallest bike award only to be told that someone travelling 75 miles on a Honda 50 beat me to it.
They gave me a set of plaster teeth as a second prize.
So they gave me a set of plaster teeth as a second prize.
When I got home and gave my mate his bike back he asked me about the 300 miles I had added to his machine.
He never leant me his bike again!
- The Black Russian