Devon and Cornwall
The scrumpy cider caught a couple of the lads out on one trip. They kept winning pints of the paint stripper when they played the locals at darts. On the way back to the campsite they went scrumping but got chased from the orchard by pigs (real ones). They almost lost their trousers on the barbed wire.
I can recall approprately named Gorilla starting his 250 Honda C72 by spinning the back wheel with his hands. Wouldn't do that with a Velo!