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Friday, 10/2/2012 - Next week we will start fom Markfield Road, Ratby on Friday at 10am but this may be brought forward to Thursday! We will ride round Thornton Reservoir and then look for a pub. New ContentIncrementalsAfter Hans Veenendaal's latest update there are over 1000 rallies in his Rallies 2012 list. To help you select the ones you have time for they can be selected by month and country and you can check the map to see if they are on your route. Locations are approximate - check with the organisers using the links. 
I feel a bit better now I have a new backlog of badges to work through thanks to Ted Trett and Heather MacGregor who sent in more of Alan Kitson's extensive collection. This week there are two C Badges and eight P Badges for you to compare with your own collection. 
Wishbone provided a dozen more photos for last year's Cycle Season album in the 2012 Gallery and this year's album is brought up-to-date with photos of last week's ride so you can see what fun you are missing. As promised there was another set of Rib Ticklers added to the pile of wicked lists. Some may be suitable for your maiden aunt but you better pick 'em out carefully. Video of the WeekIf you have ever been stuck in traffic at the Catthorpe junction where the M1, M6 and A14 collide, you will appreciate this piece of destruction. The short URL for this one is
youtu.be/3cvKYp_Snm8,
Foz SpotHerb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky." Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your winky was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces & 19 inches long." Coming SoonThere will be another set of short and naughties in the Foz Lists, progress will be made on the new badge backlog and, if the camera doesn't freeze up, evidence of our weekly pub visit ... er ... I mean healthy exercise session. 
Ben
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I like the Foz Spot. I have my mates in stitches when I re-tell the jokes
