News Update

New on LPMCC.net

This week Ted Trett sent in locations and reports for the Mad Axeman and Potters Wheel Rallies from long ago. Ted has photos for these rallies somewhere and they will be added when he can put his hand on them.

As expected, the number of visitors to LPMCC.net during June was down from the record-shattering 8742 for May, but still quite respectable at 6604. The record for visitors in one day that stood at 400 was toppled by a staggering 452 visitors on Sunday 15 June. Figure it out. It must have been rug-rats gathering incriminating evidence on Fathers Day. Boy, do we have plenty of that!

Activities

Kettering and District past members swarmed to the White Lion in Geddington to do what they have always done so enthusiastically - down beer and talk bikes. Like the ex-LPMCC lads, a lot are still riding and enjoying every minute. To prove it there are a few more snaps in the K&D Gallery so you can check who you recognise. They haven't changed at all ... same T shirts and oily jeans.

If you are participating in this year's National Rally, either as a competitor or a marshal, perhaps on Steve White's Kegworth Team, best wishes for good weather and a trouble free weekend. Look out for my tribe at the final control at Bletchley Park. With any luck we will have some photos on LPMCC.net soon after the weekend.

A little girl asks her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Her mum replies "No, because she is on heat."

"What does that mean?" asked the child.

"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage cleaning his motorcycle."

The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you."

He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Lulu?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home ."